i'm judging you.

i'm not even close to being an authority on anything, but i am very opinionated and will dole out judgment as i see fit.

May 18

GET OUT THE VOTE!

i’m heading off to the shire today to celebrate my sister-in-lloyd’s graduation, and to revel in the glorious tastiness that is how we roll.

reminder: if you love delicious food (and/or if you’ve ever liked me), please vote for this innovative culinary delight as a finalist on kelly & michael live’s trucking amazing cook-off.

voting closes at 8:00 PM EST tonight- so please help out!


May 17
WINNER WINNER!
my brother & sister-in-lloyd are semi-finalists in the live with kelly and michael’s truckin’ amazing cook-off.  they’re amazing, the food is amazing, and they deserve this.  
so please click here to vote for how we roll!
and please do it quickly- voting ends at 8 PM EST tomorrow night. i apologize that it’ll require you to sign up for their website, but suck it up because you know i’d do it for you.

WINNER WINNER!

my brother & sister-in-lloyd are semi-finalists in the live with kelly and michael’s truckin’ amazing cook-off.  they’re amazing, the food is amazing, and they deserve this.  

so please click here to vote for how we roll!

and please do it quickly- voting ends at 8 PM EST tomorrow nighti apologize that it’ll require you to sign up for their website, but suck it up because you know i’d do it for you.


May 16

May 15
“stand up, and show the world who you really are.”

my lillie bug

(at four years old, she’s wiser than most adults i know. here’s hoping she doesn’t ever forget this.)


May 14

May 13
#truthiness

#truthiness


May 12
happy mothers’ day mom!

happy mothers’ day mom!



May 11

so… yeah, i was wrong

today (god willing) is the last MTEL i’ll have to take, if only for several years. i’m probably not going to pass it, which means i won’t be done taking these damn tests yet… on the bright side, i don’t need to pass today’s exam in order to receive my primary license. it would just allow me to get an a second license- in the hopes that having a masters and two licenses will somehow compensate for the pale skin and vagina that are majorly holding me back in my job hunt.

i really don’t want to fail this stupid test, and i really want a job, so feel free to send lots of good juju my way between 8:00AM - 12:00PM EST. i seriously fucking need it. 

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May 10

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