i'm judging you.

i'm not even close to being an authority on anything, but i am very opinionated and will dole out judgment as i see fit.

Sep 18

 se puede, scots.


Jul 21
thank you all so much for the love and support that’s been sent our way in the past week. my nephew is stable but very sick. he’s having surgery today- which means prolonged risk of infection, healing, and life in the Shriners’ ICU. for those of you asking what you can do to help, this site has been set up to help with their medical bills. but most importantly please just keep the juju coming their way. xoxo

thank you all so much for the love and support that’s been sent our way in the past week. my nephew is stable but very sick. he’s having surgery today- which means prolonged risk of infection, healing, and life in the Shriners’ ICU. for those of you asking what you can do to help, this site has been set up to help with their medical bills. but most importantly please just keep the juju coming their way. xoxo


Jul 17
My favorite minion landed himself in ICU for the next few weeks. All love and juju is appreciated-

My favorite minion landed himself in ICU for the next few weeks. All love and juju is appreciated-


Jul 4
Happy birthday America. You’re a sexy bitch, xoxo

Happy birthday America. You’re a sexy bitch, xoxo


Jul 1
thanks scotus!

thanks scotus!


Jun 28

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Jun 26

#usmnt


Jun 20
Happy (third from) last day of school!

Happy (third from) last day of school!


Jun 17

Jun 16

Jun 15
i mean, it worked for my dad…
happy fathers’ day daddy! xoxo

i mean, it worked for my dad…

happy fathers’ day daddy! xoxo


Jun 14

try to have the (second) best flag day ever.


Jun 12

Jun 7
sending lots of love and juju to j&j today! have a wonderful time kids. i’m really upset that i’m missing it- seymour has been given strict orders to pour several on the floor for me.

sending lots of love and juju to j&j today! have a wonderful time kids. i’m really upset that i’m missing it- seymour has been given strict orders to pour several on the floor for me.


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